Song Info: Look At Me Worship Me On Your Knees Song name is which is WAA sung by Brandon Rogers & lyrics written by himself.
Look At Me Worship Me On Your Knees Lyrics
[Intro: Hall Monitor Helen]
There’s a river in these pants
There’s a river in these pants
There’s a river in these pants
There’s a river in my pants
[Verse 1: Hall Monitor Helen]
Hall Monitor by day
Crossing guard by later in the day
OnlyFans by night
If I could find a man who’s willing to pay
I hate all kids, they’ve got as$-like faces
I steal their lunches so they know their places
Oh f^^k! This cheese went bad in July
Now my bowels’ provoking
This p^^sy is dry, but this as$ is soaking
I don’t got a hall pas$, but I’ll jump on a toilet anyhow
If you plan on eating this as$, better plan on drinking it now
[Chorus: Hall Monitor Helen]
So grab a mop and a priest for this wet-as$ as$
Toilet paper won’t do sh^t for my wet-as$ as$
You’ll need a lifeguard and a floatie for my wet-as$ as$
If you can smell, I’ll turn you queer with this wet-as$ as$
[Verse 2: Cathy the Mom]
You’re talking to mama now
My p^^sy earned me that title
It pops out more mistakes than a fifth-grade recital
I don’t care about your kids, b^^ch
I don’t care about mine
My p^^sy’s wrecked
And now it looks like it was written by R.L. Stine
But I keep this as$ wet when I’m scrubbing my kitchen
Because I use my as$ and hole when I’m scrubbing ‘n’ pinching
So if you see this as$ wet, you know mama’s got a clean kitchen
And if you try and dry me off
I’ll grab your as$hole and start stitching
[Chorus: Cathy the Mom]
I clean up all my problems with this wet-as$ as$
Tell Noah to load his ark, ’cause mama’s got a wet-as$ as$
Fed my baby Taco Bell, and- woo! Wet-as$ as$
If you talk back, I’ma wash your mouth out with this wet-as$ as$
[Verse 3: Bryce Tankthrust]
Look at me, worship me, on your knees
Can’t you see my panties are filled with big d^^k energy
I make money and I get d^^k too
Your husband’s d^^k was the last I screwed
We f^^ked for one minute but he came for five
Paramedics asked if he’s dead or alive
I have thirsty employees
They’re paid so much, they eat my as$ for free
[Chorus: Bryce Tankthrust]
If you wanna get on my good side then eat this as$
If you wanna taste my good side, oh, then eat my as$
If want a raise then-
b^^ch, you’re gonna get off your f^^king as$
And earn it with hard work
And showing up on time, motherf^^ker-
And then you’re gonna eat this as$
As if you took a clas$
On how to finish me fast
I don’t wanna be hearing no sas$
[Chorus: All]
Now grab a boat and say your prayers ’cause I got a wet-as$ as$
Maybe I peed, maybe I didn’t, that’s my wet-as$ as$
I’m not going into labor, that’s a wet-as$ as$
And if your lips are chapped, just kiss my wet-as$ as$
[Outro: Hall Monitor Helen]
There’s a river in these pants
There’s a river in these pants
There’s a river in these pants
