Song Info: Life Of The Fat Funny Friend Song Lyrics. The song name is Fat Funny Friend which is sung by Maddie Zahms.
Life Of The Fat Funny Friend Song Lyrics
[Intro + Verse 1]
I break the ice
So they don’t see my size
And I have to be nice
Or I’ll be the next punch line
[Verse 2]
I’m just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Who only exists to continue the story
The girl gets the guy, while I’m standing off-screen
So I’ll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
[Chorus]
Can’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[Refrain]
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[Verse 3]
I say I’m okay
’cause they wouldn’t care anyway
And I could try to explain my efforts in vain
They can’t relate
Ohh
[Verse 4]
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors
If that’s what it took for me to look in the mirror
I’ve done every diet to make me look thinner
So why do I still feel so goddammnn inferior?
[Chorus]
Can’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[Refrain]
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[Verse 5]
It’s funny when I think a guy likes me
And it’s funny when I’m the one who says it’s gonna heal [?]
It’s f^^king funny when I’m asked to go out on Halloween;
Dresses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body
[Chorus]
Can’t be too loud, and can’t be too busy
If I don’t answer now, are they still gonna need me?
Can’t be too proud, and can’t think I’m pretty
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[Refrain]
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
Life of the Fat, Funny, Friend
[Outro]
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d take the scissors…
